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GARLIC GOING ON MASHED POTATOES
Garlic can kill your game and the plants in your living room if you aren’t careful. Sure the vampires might stay away, but so might your sexy time play pal. But use the right amount and your palette...
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CREAM IN YOUR PATCHWORK PANTS SPINACH
The vegans deserve some love from time to time. Neglecting their needs would be insensitive of me as the apex of a modern gentleman. Besides, I have had a parade of smoking hot, not too hippie chicks...
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GIVE THANKS TO DADDY SINWICH
The Thanksgiving is hangover on now. You’re probably stumbling through your family’s home plastered on eggnog and convincing only the dog that your life is on track. At least the turkey was good,...
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BANGSGIVING: CREAM IN YOUR PANTS SPINACH
I suggest bringing a change of underwear for this one. Decadent doesn’t begin to describe this supernova of creaminess found in this holiday side dish. Don’t feel too embarrassed by your “accident”...
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BANGSGIVING: HUMPIN’ & PUMPKIN PIE
Bangsgiving is upon us! It’s time to prepare yourself for a night of indulgence. While the family-values singles makes their way home to justify to their families why they aren’t married with kids...
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